Amazing Roxanne Milana doing herself

"Where to?" he asked after ten minutes or so and we realised we didn't have a fucking clue where we was off to. Of course it didn't have a Sat Nav to save weight, yeah, when Forbsie was the best part of tenty stone and Head not far behind and they worried about a sat nav." "Turn Round." Inspector Head ordered. Tony caned the brakes and the mad bastard did a U ie and headed back the way we come, West bound on the Eastbound carriageway the wrong way up the fucking hard shoulder of the M62 at a ton ten and there's no fucking hard shoulder under half the bridges. "No!" Head cried but Tony had it sorted with another U'ie, up the off ramp across the roundabout and down tother side the wrong way again so he did a new masturbation U'ie and we was heading back where we come, fastest thing on the road except a black Suzuki what overtook and a bloke on a Ducati what was slipstreaming us. The Pedo was an anticlimax, sad little sod what just dreamed of kiddies not your real hands on Pedo, sad cunt, "Oh have you brought my videos?" he asked, I ask you, Tony and Forbsie was in fucking plod uniform and he thinks they are fucking couriers! so we just cautioned him and smacked him up a bit to sort of remind him he mustn't be a bad boy when he looked in the mirror at his busted nose and the gaps where his teeth used to be. "So how do you like your new job?" Inspector Head asked me. "Fucking hard work," I said, "Being Police Commissioner, fucking difficult finding the time to spend all me money what with thirteen thousand for doing fuck all on the council and now ninety grand for sorting you cunts out." "You said your priorities were Pedophiles and Prostitution," the Inspector said, "Have you any ideas what to do about prostitution?" "One or two," I says, "Careers advice, see of a girls pug ugly it's no good her going on the game, yet if pussy she's gorgeous what the fuck is the point in going to university and doing Law for seven ears skinny as she can make more on an hour on her back sexy than she ever will a lawyer?" "I don't know about that Johnno," Tony said, "They see's you coming mate!" "They comes running when I flash the cash," I said, "But I been out meeting the girls and listening." "And fucking," Tony adds. "Well, can't be rude," I says, and I looks out and fuck me if there wasn't a pair of queers holding hands. I nearly chucked me teatime Vindaloo up, "Fuck!" I says. "Not illegal Johnno," Tony says. "Not fucking yet, come the revolution!" I says and they starts singing "The Red Flag," I ask you three uniformed cunts hammering through a thirty at sixty five in a scooby with the blues going and fucking singing. Brunette I stuck in a bit of harmony like you do. We stopped for a kebab and a piss on the way back to town, I sort of checked on a couple of local prossies and told them there was fuck all chance of putting patio heaters in bus shelters even if they did promise to vote for me, which pissed them right off. Sandra was still on the phones when we got back, Jenkins had a list of fourteen suspects what was interested in sheep, which bugged me, like you fucking kill the bastards when you get a bit peckish and yet the cunts does their nut when you fucks them, I don't see a problem, you want to fuck ass I'd much rather you fucked a sheep that fucked my ass or my mates's ass if you get my drift, first thing the Welsh will do when they get home rule is make sheep shagging legal you mark my words. We hadn't been back long before beat plod started bringing in our Pedos, stuffed into Transit vans they was a sorry looking bunch, "I really must protest." one says right out, "Do you know who I am?" "Fucking Pin Okio," Sgt Grant who was on custody duty says, "Judging by your lies." She jumped up and sat on the worktop beside me and looked down into the pan then asked, "Why are you boiling the bacon?" Ryan was on the phone for ages and he kept saying ‘great’, ‘wonderful’ and other such words. Manya allowed him to help her. “Four…” He said. "Jesus, I leave you alone for like 20 minutes and you get laid? I did so with pleasure. Natasha is calm, she’d been in this situation before, part masturbation of skinny her training at the Red Room. They smiled and said that they would do anything that he could think up for that privilege and kissed him soundly as they walked through the front door. I tried to say, pussy “Okay doctor” as I opened my legs but for some reason my mouth was all dry and I sounded like a frog croaking. But a very thick penis, it looks to be as round as the size of one of those 8 OZ cans of Redbull. sexy “Then we don’t have to have one if you don’t want to.” Inside, I was defeated knowing that she didn’t want to date me. That’s all I’ve wanted really, Brunette and this little taste of it with our games has almost made me insatiable. Dakota calls heads. “You know what you did.